Reasons Dana shouldn't be allowed to use these resources

Budgie: tickles ur foot
Россия: ʘ‿ʘ.................................................................
Budgie: oh fuck
Россия: Ì̵͇̰͖̤̹̝͓ͮ͂ͥ̾ͩ͢ ̴̡͙̜̹̲̋̅̽ͭw̙͕͎͔̗̅̐͟i̖̥̣̹͉͆̽̎̐l̶̰̜͔̘̫̿̽ͨͤͤͣ̉̇ͅl̓̄͠͏̗͇̰͈ ͉͇̮̫͓͉̤̣̃̓̿̆̓̃̀ḵ̴̝̲͖̩̥̙̞̼̏̑͋̀iͩͤͭ͏̦̖̘͖͓̫̤̹ḷ̝̫̬͔̲̺̙̃ͨ̏̿͜l̘͔̰̘̾ͪ̔ͫ͌̋͘ ̷̨̖̜̠͂̒ͅy̷̨̳̮̦̱͔̔ͬ͑ͦ͡ö̙͙̥͓̘̇̎̉ͨ̍ͧ̕u̸̧̪̤̭̭͙ͤͥ̍
Budgie: I don't think you will
Россия: you're right i won't
Россия: however
Budgie: oh
Россия: I̘̯̬͑ͨ͗͂̕ͅ ̮̏ͦͣ͊̈́W̶̯͖̞ͥ̃I̪̞ͤͫ͌̎͂̑̋́͝Ļ̸̞̞̪͍̰͓͊͑̆ͣͭ̀Ļ̷͍͉̭̮̘̟̦̻̈́̂ͬͭ͡ ̜͔̗̳̞̊ͤ͐͘̕͜p͙͙͕̓̌̒ͯ̏u̖̩̣̻͙̬̓͋͒ͯ͌͌́͡n̶͔̗͓͓͑ͯ͂̒͟͟cͤ͗̒̾̔҉̛̳̼̮h̵̜̠̳̘̪̙͓͇ͧͫ͢ͅ ̝̜͂͆́yͩͪ̀͊́͏̼͘ǒ͓͇̝͓̬̦ͨ͡ͅu̵̲͖̣̳͈̭͂̉̑͑͌͘͠ ̵̸̱̖̝ͨ͞i̸̡̱̩̖̳̭͔͇͙̩ͣͪ͆͑n̷̮̹̜͎̻͙͉̿ͣ̃͠ ͓͎̪ͧ̓̀̂͌͌ͣ͜ͅt̝̰̟̮̦̬̮̦͂̅̀h̝̰̖ͬ͛̊͑͋̏̇ͨ̚͜e͌̿̓͗̃ͩͪ͡҉͖̺̮͖͎̩̺̯ ̵̲̥̘̞͇̭͋̇ͨ̎nͤ̋́͞͏͎̟̩͍̫͚͎̲̖a̴͙̘̹̟̟͓̺̪ͥ̏̋̈́n̙̙̈ͫͦ͌ͪ̓̔͟n̮͖̝̖͈̮ͤͧ̀͡ͅͅeͭ̇̒͒҉̤͎̫͖̞͎r̛̻̱̥̝̿ͮ̑̽ͫͯ̄̍.̷̞͇̙̻̼̲ͣͣ̑͜

A Proper English Gentleman: WHAT'D YOU GET TO EAT
Россия: A SANDWICH AND POTATO CHIPS
Россия: BUT THESE CHIPS TASTE LIKE ASSHOLES
Россия: NOT SALTY ENOUGH
A Proper English Gentleman: AT LEAST THEY DON'T SMELL LIKE ASSHOLES
A Proper English Gentleman: SORA JUST BUSTED ASS IN HERE
A Proper English Gentleman: I'M DYING

Dana Is Perf

Dana: Oh, we forgot to talk about the good stuff and got stuck on vaginas.
Chris: We're talking about roosters and we get off track about vaginas. We are far south of the hemisphere.
Dana: I think someone laced my drink with something.
Chris: Laced it with va--Does it taste acerb.
Dana:
Dana: Someone laced it with vagina.
Chris: Dana, I love your weirdness.
Dana: It loves you too. It wants to rub your face. It wants to lovingly caress it.
--Later--
Chris: This book says you're contemplative
Dana: I was one hundred percent certain you were going to say condom.
--Meanwhile with Dave, paraphrased--
Dave: What sound does a moose make
Dana: I am Frank
Dave: What sound does Frank make
Dana: VAJAYJAY

Dana Is Too Quotable Tonight I'm Sorry

Dana: No one should be tasting my nether regions. That is a dangerous place.
Dana: My vagina could have teeth. It'll vagina-eat your face off.
Dana: I don't know what I'm doing tonight.
Chris: I love how we're discussing your nether regions.
Dana: My VAJAYJAY.
Chris: You've been infected by me.
Dana: I--fuck.
Chris: You fuck.
Dana: I--I don't even--I.
Chris: I'm sorry for this
Dana: What--oh. YOU FORGOT THE TEETH PART.
Chris: LET ME ADD THAT IN THERE.
Dana: I TALKED ABOUT MY TEETH-VAGINA.
Chris: I DON'T REMEMBER IT ENTIRELY.
Dana: *QUOTES IT ACCURATELY*
Chris: *TYPES THIS INTO THE EARLIER PART*

Dana's Zodiac Adventures

Chris: Roosters can be acerb
Dana: A Serb? I'm Serbian now?
Chris: No, A-C-E-R-B
Dana: Oh, I spelled it wrong
Chris: What's it mean?
Dana: I... I taste bitter.
Chris and Dana: *laughter*
Dana: I don't think anyone should know that.
Chris: You have a flavor.
Dana: I don't know how they should know that.
Chris: You are the only Chinese zodiac that has been tasted
Dana: Are you typing more--
Chris: Yes.
Dana: I am excited.
Dana: You're typing a lot.
Chris: Yes.
Dana: There's a lot to cover here, students.

Chris: Dana are you okay, did you strain your left nut or--
Dana: Yes. I strained my cockle.

While talking about -drawings- not people

Dana: She's colored.
Dana: SHE'S COLORED.
Chris: Dana. Dana that's racist.
Dana: Suck a cock.
Dana: SUCK A COCK.
Dana: SUCK A COCKLE.

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